Wuz da night b’for Christmas all through da White House, not a creature wuz working not Obama or his spouse.
No stockings were hung neither one of them care, They’re both in Hawaii spending your dollars there.
The libs and supporters all snug in their beds, having nightmares of Trump playing ball with their heads.
No more welfare freebies or healthcare on us, better be looking for jobs right after Christmas.
When out on da lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what’s da matter.
Away to the mailbox I flew like a flash, Only to find there’ll be no more free cash.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear, a letter “You’d better be looking by January next year”.
“No more sloughing, no slacking, no lounging around. You’d better be working cause your freebies’ shutdown”.
The Donald was speaking as he grappled his reigns, it’s time we’re Making America great again.
Out Sasha, out Malaya, Obama and Michelle, the future looks great after 8 years of Hell.